How to Satisfy a Woman Everytime
Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed, laminate, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, reddi-whip, embrace, delouse, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, hold her hair while she’s puking in the toilet, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for, dream of, promise, exceed, deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, hezbollah, jihad, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her to Funkytown, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don’t care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin’ in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
2001
BMF TATTOO/April 2001
Its a really good story how we ended up with matching tattoos. I’ll get it told sometime.
Ooooops.
April 5, 2001 :::true love, come to me:::Miss Chicky…Open 24 hours:::
http://www.misschicky.com/south.jpg
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March 30, 2001 :::true love come to me:::
By this time Miss Chicky is totally smitten with BMF. Ugh! And it hurt to be apart.
http://misschicky.com/001.gif
:::Miss Chicky… Open 24 hours:::
The beginning of the end of Napster, along with a lot of other things. March 6, 2001
Internet addictions I have overcome: AOL, chatrooms, ICQ, surfing porn, collecting porn, trading porn, digital boyfriends.
~miss chicky 2001
Internet addictions I can’t do without: e-mail loveletters, E-bay surfing, Winamp, collecting MP3’s, burning cds, …which leads us to: Napster
This is my desk. January 19, 2001
Latest Adventure
The Find My Desk Progression
or a test in how everday banality could not possibly be all that interesting to most people.
Unless you just want to see my “stuff”.
Day #1
I like my desk.
But it’s time for the 30 day clearance.
Everyday I will clear away 10 items.
Until once again I can find my desk.
And then start over again.
Items removed. Day #1
Fitz and Floyd Xmas Plate
Pack of saltine crackers
5 packages of glow sticks
3 Clinique lipglosses
Visa card
Bottle of Vitamin E
Bottle of Advil
Empty jar of Rosa Graf
Tiny scissors
3 water bottle caps
If you think your desk looks cooler than mine.
Send me a picture.
I dare you to compare.
misschicky@earthlink.net
Miss Chicky – January 2001
:::happy 2001 baby::: |
January 2, 2001
Upon my return…
from New Orleans…I vote it to be the most wicked place on earth. And I wish to go back. Now.
Eve has been terribly bored with Hell for quite a while.
:::nerve::: |
:::pollstar::: |
:::badassmofo::: |
:::99x::: |
:::gifted-retard::: |
:::cocky-bastard::: |
:::scarlet letter::: |
:::uh-oh::: |
I wish I could claim these as my own but I just cannot and will not considering Satan is quite involved with the “Ladies in Hades” written by Frederic Kummer, part of my vintage erotica collection and a first edition published in 1928. They were “tastefully” kinky back then.
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:::once upon a time:::
2000:
:::december:::
:::november:::
elvis
bluemoon
:::addicted to what?:::
April 2000 BMF – Mary Prankster……my newest fav…..thanks to a friend…(and who do you think his friend might be?)
Pretty sure MC first discovered Mary Prankster from a Napster download of her first single called “Tits and Whiskey”. This would have been a title she knew BMF would love and she sent the song over to him. He was hooked!
From the Wikipedia we find Mary Prankster was a local heavy out of Baltimore and her first radio single was “Tits and Whiskey” from album Blue Skies Over Dundalk , a 1:40 song which she called “my attempt at writing the most obnoxious song ever”, and which contained the word “fuck” thirteen times.
Turns out Mary was more than just a downloaded mp3 and we eventually would go see her in 2001 in Atlanta. Mary was a real cool girl and she gave us a lot of attention and we were both smitten with her and her band.
This is somewhat fast-forwarding on the timeline but it’s ok to say we struck up a life long love for Mary Prankster over the years.
mc200302 – #57bmf4ever
This is day 4 of the 57 days of BMF(2020)