roadtrip transformation
Day 1
Breakfast: coffee w/skim milk and equal, grapefruit half.
Appearance: hair pulled back in a neat ponytail, light eye makeup w/just a hint of lipstick, clean shirt tucked neatly into freshly pressed khaki shorts, white socks and tennies.
Attitude: should i really be doing this? where will this get me in life?
Worries: i think i left the coffee maker on. if i miss Ally McBeal, all my friends will be making references to an episode i haven’t seen, compounding my fears that they are always doing really fun stuff without me.
Sex Life: so its been a year. i have more important things to do with my time.
Today’s Highlights: no tickets, no accidents.
Day 3
Breakfast: coffee w/milk and sugar, chocolate donut
Appearance: hair down and windblown, no makeup, shirt untucked, sleeves rolled up, wrinkled shorts, shoes, fuck the socks.
Attitude: they probably haven’t even noticed i’m gone. my life can wait.
Worries: will i be able to pick up a rock station as i’m driving thru the bible belt?
Sex Life: so that’s what all the talk is about.
Today’s Highlights: watched a bull being castrated, bought a massive quantity of illegal fireworks and shot a bottle rocket at a rude trucker.
Day 5
Breakfast: tall glass of coke, no ice, french fries w/ketchup
Appearance: ripped the sleeves off the shirt and tied one around my head just because, driving barefoot cause the shoes were traded for a Zippo. is that a tan or just dirt?
Attitude: just fuck the other life. hey this is my life.
Worries: that was just a cold sore on his lip, right?
Sex Life: is trojan a publicly held company?
Today’s Highlights: picked up a sexy hitchhiker-and i do mean picked up.
61 is a 6-1 = 5 and 6+1 = 7 and 57 would be our destiny. #57bmf4ever
Update on 2/10/2019
The Stone Coyotes cover of Bob Dylan’s “Highway 61” would be the first MP3 posted by Miss Chicky in at least May 2000. This was a song shared between BMF and Miss Chicky through the fragile web thread. 57 would become a theme throughout our time together.
In honor of BMF, the love of my life, this was meant to be, me and he ~miss chicky
